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Chief'sbear
10-11-2008, 09:58 AM
Great article from the Sports Pickle:



Cowboys punter upset about not getting enough touches

Dallas Cowboys punter Matt McBriar complained to quarterback Tony Romo today that he’s not getting enough touches on offense.
“I have one of the best punting averages in the league, but I have almost the fewest punts,” said McBriar. “How does that make sense? I need the ball to maximize my production.”
Romo says he will try to get McBriar the ball more often, but stressed that other players on the team are requesting more touches, as well. McBriar says Romo’s promise isn’t enough.
“Football is a battle of field position. I am the premier weapon in that battle,” he said. “Terrell Owens picks up what – 15 or 16 yards? I move the ball 45 or 50. If I don’t start getting the ball more often, I’m going AWOL. I want to win. I’m not just another diva punter.”
nein51
10-11-2008, 10:35 AM
LOL, that is awesome.
BaylorPhillie
10-11-2008, 01:42 PM
That is pretty funny!
Chief'sbear
10-11-2008, 02:50 PM
More silliness here:

http://www.sportspickle.com/
BaylorPhillie
10-11-2008, 07:01 PM
Classic...

Third-base coach successfully get player into girl’s pants

Philadelphia Phillies coach Steve Smith showed the value of a good third base coach today when he instructed Chase Utley how to get into a girl’s pants when it looked for sure that he was going to be held up at second base.
“I thought I was going to get thrown out at third, but Steve really came through,” said Utley. “He told me to be patient, to get a few drinks in her, get her to come up to my place under the guise of showing her my new kitchen – and then make my move. And it worked perfectly. I got to third base easily.”
Smith says he will now help Utley score.
“He just has to be patient,” said Smith. “Just be patient here at third base for a little bit and the opportunity will come along.”
Utley says he prefers Smith to first base coach Davey Lopes.
“Davey is always like: ‘Hold up. Stay here at first base,’” he said. “And I’m like: ‘Come on! I can get there! I can get some boobage!’ But he is always trying to play it safe. He’s all: You don’t know where this girl has been before. You should develop a friendship first. Why are you always in such a hurry to score?’”
Chief'sbear
10-11-2008, 07:06 PM
Classic...

I cracked up on that one too. :)