Wolverine Announcements 1.1

[Greggor25]

good idea! I'll try it.


do you have hammer envy?



I see greggors likes to drum up business by telling people to break stuff.

Haha Wants I just like to have a little fun at work man. How's it going for you?

[FIJIFan]

How's it going Fiji?

Its going...ready for the weekend, thats for sure!

[Greggor25]

Its going...ready for the weekend, thats for sure!

I hear ya man. Where's the party at this weekend?

[FIJIFan]

I hear ya man. Where's the party at this weekend?

Not sure yet...gotta get with Babe and figure out what is going on.

Wants--what time do you think you are gonna head to Dallas on Saturday?

[Bexar Fan]

Thanks all for the congrats on our 1st grandchild! She is of course gifted, talented and gorgeous!!

Pics to follow soon.

[wantsBU2win]

Not sure yet...gotta get with Babe and figure out what is going on.

Wants--what time do you think you are gonna head to Dallas on Saturday?

how about around 3ish....mid afternoon to where we can hang out and visit and do whatever, then dinner, then drinks afterwards?? Does that work?

[FIJIFan]

how about around 3ish....mid afternoon to where we can hang out and visit and do whatever, then dinner, then drinks afterwards?? Does that work?

Sounds good to me! Babe?

[nein51]

Someone gets to play mr mom for THREE days rather than two...WEEEEEE!!!!!!

In other news, I hit a great drive yesterday, first time in eternity, maybe 250 yards...right in to the GD water. I wasnt worried about the water I figured I would NEVER make it to it, best drive of the day off the tee...splash. GRRRRRR

Oh, sex and cupcakes, some nights are just better than others.

[wantsBU2win]

sex with cupcakes?

[nein51]

There is a key word in there Wants...AND, not with...dont be jealous :D

[BaylorBabe]

You are being awfully shortsighted there nein, I think Wants is just being creative. There are plenty of ways I could see mixing cupcakes into sex. I mean whipped cream, chocolate sauce, ice cubes, altoids, why not cupcakes?

I think I may have said too much. :lol:

[HappyRebel]

Someone gets to play mr mom for THREE days rather than two...WEEEEEE!!!!!!
Sotex may have some helping hints for being Mr. Mom. lol

[wantsBU2win]

There is a key word in there Wants...AND, not with...dont be jealous :D

as long as I can get some cupcakes and icing, I'm good.

[Bexar Fan]

I want my cake and eat it too.

.....just sayin'.....

[HappyRebel]

You are being awfully shortsighted there nein, I think Wants is just being creative. There are plenty of ways I could see mixing cupcakes into sex. I mean whipped cream, chocolate sauce, ice cubes, altoids, why not cupcakes?

I think I may have said too much. :lol:

Nah, you can always figure out what to do with the cupcakes....:laugh:

[HillCountryBEAR]

They are opening an new REI in Round Rock this friday!! It's over by that godforsaken ikea thing.

WooHoooooo, now that makes 3 garage sales I can attend instead of just 2!!

[ChipOC]

AC is out in my building. Ugh.

[HappyRebel]

AC is out in my building. Ugh.

That sucks!

[LIQRinPU]

I want my cake and eat it too.

.....just sayin'.....

Amen to that bro.

[HappyRebel]

Yeah, that saying never made sense to me. If you have cake your going to want to eat it...lol.

[Limnos]

AC is out in my building. Ugh.

If the AC was out in my building I would be out of the building.

[nein51]

If the AC was out in my building I would be out of the building.Amen to that brother.

[Greggor25]

Man I leave this room for a couple of hours. Already getting perverted, hmmm. Almost that time to get off work.

[wantsBU2win]

AC is out in my building. Ugh.

you can have some of ours....it's freezing in our building today!

If the AC was out in my building I would be out of the building.

last month when our AC went out, I took my work home and logged in from there.

[wantsBU2win]

You are being awfully shortsighted there nein, I think Wants is just being creative. There are plenty of ways I could see mixing cupcakes into sex. I mean whipped cream, chocolate sauce, ice cubes, altoids, why not cupcakes?

I think I may have said too much. :lol:

or not enough. Just sayin'

Is there a Melting Pot restaurant, or Clay Pot? Something like that that does fondue.

That'd be cool to do.

[FIJIFan]

Is there a Melting Pot restaurant, or Clay Pot? Something like that that does fondue.

That'd be cool to do.

There is a Melting Pot directly across the parking lot from the "establishment" that Babe and I frequent.

[Texas Golfer]

Happy Tuesday everybody. Thank goodness one more day to Friday.

Bexar, maybe you can start keeping Greggor's calendar for him, too.

When I was keeping my own calendar, Wednesday followed Tuesday and then Thursday followed Wednesday. Has something changed and nobody told me?

[BaylorBabe]

Wants, that is a good idea, Melting Pot is fun. It takes a LONG time though, so be prepared for like a 2-hour dinner :lol:

There's a Clay Pit across the street too but that's a Indian-fusion type place.

[Bexar Fan]

Who knows how those big city folks keep track of the passage of time. I hear there are some strange goings-on.

Remeber....Greggors brought up perversion.

[wantsBU2win]

let's do melting pot, then drinks across the street

I'd be up for dat

[wantsBU2win]

Who knows how those big city folks keep track of the passage of time. I hear there are some strange goings-on.

Remeber....Greggors brought up perversion.

perverse persuasion?

[Greggor25]

Bexar, maybe you can start keeping Greggor's calendar for him, too.

When I was keeping my own calendar, Wednesday followed Tuesday and then Thursday followed Wednesday. Has something changed and nobody told me?

I hear ya man. I can't even keep my own schedule down. All of my days start to run together. Maybe Bexar can do a better job of keeping a good schedule for me.

There is a Melting Pot directly across the parking lot from the "establishment" that Babe and I frequent.

You mean the No Frills bar "like" establishment we went to Friday Night? :)

[trey3216]

What's goin on everybody. I haven't been on here in a while and wanted to check in and say hi. Hope everyone is doing well. I've been busy as hell and haven't had as much time to post. Take 'er easy, or don't take 'er at all.

[Greggor25]

What's goin on everybody. I haven't been on here in a while and wanted to check in and say hi. Hope everyone is doing well. I've been busy as hell and haven't had as much time to post. Take 'er easy, or don't take 'er at all.

Trey buddy good to see ya man. Take it easy man.

[Greggor25]

I'm outta here guys. Cha cha's sounds good tonight. Take it easy.

[DONNIE D]

sex with cupcakes?

You are being awfully shortsighted there nein, I think Wants is just being creative. There are plenty of ways I could see mixing cupcakes into sex. I mean whipped cream, chocolate sauce, ice cubes, altoids, why not cupcakes?

I think I may have said too much. :lol:

as long as I can get some cupcakes and icing, I'm good.

or not enough. Just sayin'

Is there a Melting Pot restaurant, or Clay Pot? Something like that that does fondue.

That'd be cool to do.

There is a Melting Pot directly across the parking lot from the "establishment" that Babe and I frequent.

Wants, that is a good idea, Melting Pot is fun. It takes a LONG time though, so be prepared for like a 2-hour dinner :lol:

There's a Clay Pit across the street too but that's a Indian-fusion type place.

Who knows how those big city folks keep track of the passage of time. I hear there are some strange goings-on.

Remeber....Greggors brought up perversion.

let's do melting pot, then drinks across the street

I'd be up for dat

perverse persuasion?

I'm sooooo sorry I'm going to miss this. This sounds like the best night in Dallas County(whatever).

[DONNIE D]

Hello Wolverines!!! Tuesday night in the Carolinas.

My neighbor and I did Bacon Sammiches on Texas Toast. Lots of Grease. YUM!!!

BP, hope you are good tonight in a strange city.

[BaylorPhillie]

Glad to hear he made it back home safe!

ditto to that!

Wow. There sure is a lot of "activity" around Christmas.


There always is... it gets cooler November-February (not just counting holidays)... what do you think happens 9 months later from August to November? :)

Not that I want to compare hammers, but why is Donnie's hammer bigger than mine when I have more posts (this time)?

I believe it all has to do with replove.

sex with cupcakes?

um... I don't think cupcakes are like apple pie. And if you try, I REALLY don't want to know.


BP, hope you are good tonight in a strange city.

I'm ALWAYS good regardless of where I am. :)

I found a local BBQ place tonight. Had to get it for dinner. Not as good as Texas BBQ, but it will do.

[DONNIE D]

NCIS in 10 minutes.

TG, you ready?

Ziva can get my attention. :)

[ChipOC]

let's do melting pot, then drinks across the street

I'd be up for dat
Melting pot? Is that a fondue place?

[DONNIE D]

Melting pot? Is that a fondue place?
Yes, Both of you can get stuff all over you, and go home and get it off. :)

[BaylorPhillie]

NCIS in 10 minutes.

TG, you ready?

Ziva can get my attention. :)

Watching it too, but not for Ziva. ;)

Melting pot? Is that a fondue place?

Yup-- usually a three-course meal-- cheese fondue for starters, bullion/oil fondue for the meats/dinner, and chocolate for dessert.

I recommend the Cookies & Cream Marshmallow Dream. :)

[wantsBU2win]

What's goin on everybody. I haven't been on here in a while and wanted to check in and say hi. Hope everyone is doing well. I've been busy as hell and haven't had as much time to post. Take 'er easy, or don't take 'er at all.

trey!!! good to hear from you man. Don't be a stranger. And come to the OU tailgate next weekend.

I'm sooooo sorry I'm going to miss this. This sounds like the best night in Dallas County(whatever).

wish you could be there with us Donnie.

Hello Wolverines!!! Tuesday night in the Carolinas.

My neighbor and I did Bacon Sammiches on Texas Toast. Lots of Grease. YUM!!!

BP, hope you are good tonight in a strange city.

Bacon Sammiches....how can you go wrong with that? Especially on Texas toast!

Melting pot? Is that a fondue place?

Yup-- usually a three-course meal-- cheese fondue for starters, bullion/oil fondue for the meats/dinner, and chocolate for dessert.

I recommend the Cookies & Cream Marshmallow Dream. :)

sounds delicious!

[nein51]

mrs nein off to get baby from "baby daddy" so here I sit, making next week's schedule.

We took mrs neins parents to dinner tonight which was a blast, her mom even managed to sucker me so I had to listen to them sing to me...will return favor, write that down.

[wantsBU2win]

awwww.....sounds like fun ;)

[BaylorPhillie]

Good NCIS ep!

[Bexar Fan]

um... I don't think cupcakes are like apple pie. And if you try, I REALLY don't want to know.
Sex with apple pie?

Wow!! I've been really sheltered I guess.

First cupcakes and then apple pie....[shakes head]

[BaylorPhillie]

Sex with apple pie?

Wow!! I've been really sheltered I guess.

First cupcakes and then apple pie....[shakes head]

its from the movie American Pie. I'm not that creative. :p

[LIQRinPU]

I dont understand it either.

[wantsBU2win]

American Pie....good movie (and so were the sequels)

[Bexar Fan]

Now, sex with American pie I understand! Why didn't you just say so?!?

[Limnos]

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"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)


Yeah. I want one.

[wantsBU2win]

awesome pic Limnos.

[Texas Golfer]

NCIS in 10 minutes.

TG, you ready?

Ziva can get my attention. :)

Good NCIS ep!

Great show! Did you suspect her? I did.

[BearChick]

Nein, please tell Mrs. Nein I'm sorry I haven't been back in touch. Been a little nutty here the last couple of days. We're going to the Island for a couple of days, starting tomorrow, to try and get work done on the house and see what shape the store is in. Tomorrow is the first day they're letting folks back. Pray for our noses. There's mold, which I'm highly allergic to, and the coolers at the store will smell like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, we procured masks. Mimi will be chillin' with The Pooky the next two days. Please also give Baby Nein a big howdy from his internet gf. She misses him.

She had to find a pedi here in exile country today to treat her rash that won't go away. Turns out it's yeast. Blech... thrush part two. We got some samples of some stuff and it's already working. I was making an appt with a pedi near my parents' house then right after I made it, I saw one of my closest friends from HS is a pedi at the Texas Children's office here in Katy. If we need anything else, we'll probably try and get in with her, although this doctor we saw today was very nice.

Hope everyone is doing well. No time really to catch up on the thread these days, so I just have see the current page I'm responding on for the last couple of days. Who knew being homeless would be so busy?

PS, I love fondue restaurants. Wacoso hates them. He did take me for my b-day in Dallas, then was appalled when the bill came and it was that high and he was still that hungry. I think we may have stopped at a fast food restaurant on the way home so he could get his tummy happily full.

[Texas Golfer]

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...BEER TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

Someone has way too much time on their hands.

[Greggor25]

Someone has way too much time on their hands.

LOL exactly. Must be really bored.

[Limnos]

Artistic jealousy is an ugly color on you two. ;)

[Wacoso]

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...BEER TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)


Yeah. I want one.

Since some friends broke into Galveston early I shot them some texts of what they needed.

Lifeguard - Red Bull
WillThing and 4 Culpeppers - Beer

I text back. How many cases?

How many does your truck hold?

Can't wait to see them today.

[Wacoso]

Someone has way too much time on their hands.

LOL exactly. Must be really bored.

Artistic jealousy is an ugly color on you two. ;)

Just ashamed they didn't think of it first. Who doesn't want a beer truck?

[Limnos]

Since some friends broke into Galveston early I shot them some texts of what they needed.

Lifeguard - Red Bull
WillThing and 4 Culpeppers - Beer

I text back. How many cases?

How many does your truck hold?

Can't wait to see them today.

Good luck and let us know if you need anything.

[Wacoso]

Tomorrow will be the day to see where we stand. Good news, the storm doors on the store worked. Bad news, f-i-l wouldn't go in despite having a key. He was down on the island for other business and said he didnt' have time. I just think the smell of 240 burger patties might have gotten him faster. :)

Can't wait to assess the damage to the store, house, and help friends with the cleanup. (BC handles the insurance so I don't have to hassle with them, :)) I know they'll enjoy the cold beer, red bull, hot coffee, sports bras, and more we've got in the truck. Now, we'll get to see where, when, how, and more of getting our offseason kicked in again.

Hearing the San Luis Convention Center isn't letting in evacuees due to a convention coming up in October. Well, that convention is the one we go to every year and buy all the cool things we sell. Can't wait to see if it happens. If not, I'll be travelling a little to my suppliers. OKC, San Clemente, NC, FL, etc... Could be a fun ride.

[HappyRebel]

American Pie....good movie (and so were the sequels)

they were good, but the last one American wedding was the best...

[DONNIE D]

Good morning y'all.

59 again this morning. High today 73.

[HappyRebel]

Oh, Good Morning Wolverines....I hope you have a great day....

[DONNIE D]

Think I'll get in the yard today and start cutting back my Summer Plants. Spider Lilies are shooting up, so Fall is on the way.

[Bexar Fan]

59 again this morning.
No Donnie. You turned 55 last month. :D

Good Morning all!!

[DONNIE D]

No Donnie. You turned 55 last month. :D

Good Morning all!!:D But I still feel 25, when I rode in on a song.
And I'll be an ol .......when I'm gone.

[BaylorPhillie]

Hope everyone is doing well. No time really to catch up on the thread these days, so I just have see the current page I'm responding on for the last couple of days. Who knew being homeless would be so busy?



We're all thinking and praying for ya, BC, W and P.


PS, I love fondue restaurants. Wacoso hates them. He did take me for my b-day in Dallas, then was appalled when the bill came and it was that high and he was still that hungry. I think we may have stopped at a fast food restaurant on the way home so he could get his tummy happily full.

Funny... the boyfriend did the same exact thing when we went for Valentine's day. :cool:

[DONNIE D]

I think Fondue's are sexy. Expensive, but sexy. :)

[Greggor25]

Good morning Wolverines. Prayers are going for W, BC, and baby. Finally hump day has come. Only two days closer to the weekend. Gonna be party time this weekend. Hope everyone has a good day. :)

[wantsBU2win]

Wacoso, prayers for you and BC and Pooky. I hope all goes well today. I know you're ready to get the cleanup going and to start moving forward again.

[wantsBU2win]

and good morning 'Vines! :)

[Greggor25]

and good morning 'Vines! :)

Hey Wants ready for the weekend man?

[SoTex]

Happy Birthday, Nein!

[SoTex]

Can't wait to assess the damage to the store, house, and help friends with the cleanup. (BC handles the insurance so I don't have to hassle with them, :)) I know they'll enjoy the cold beer, red bull, hot coffee, sports bras, and more we've got in the truck. Now, we'll get to see where, when, how, and more of getting our offseason kicked in again.


One of those things doesn't seem to fit (no pun intended). Care to 'splain?

[golsalax]

Good morning, y'all...

Have a great Wednesday.

BC, Wacoso and Pooky, I'll be praying and thinking about y'all when you get on the Island today.

Y'all take care.

[DONNIE D]

Happy Birthday, Nein!Did we miss something?

Happy birthday nein!!!

[wantsBU2win]

Hey Wants ready for the weekend man?

I sure am. Are you?

Happy Birthday, Nein!

Happy Birthday Nein!!

One of those things doesn't seem to fit (no pun intended). Care to 'splain?

I can: You'll need cold beer to relax you to approach girls wearing sports bras, and to go all night, you'll need red bull. After staying up all night, you'll need some hot coffee.

He just didn't have it in the right order :lol:

[HappyRebel]

Wants..thanks for clearing that up...lol...so are they sports bras for the brothers that snuck onto the island or the Lifegaurd that wants red bull? J/K

[FIJIFan]

Morning all!

[ChipOC]

Yes, Both of you can get stuff all over you, and go home and get it off. :)
Chick food. I left hungry and ****ed.
PS, I love fondue restaurants. Wacoso hates them. He did take me for my b-day in Dallas, then was appalled when the bill came and it was that high and he was still that hungry. I think we may have stopped at a fast food restaurant on the way home so he could get his tummy happily full.
Exactly!
Happy Birthday, Nein!
Happy birthday dude.
One of those things doesn't seem to fit (no pun intended). Care to 'splain?
Man boobs?

[BearChick]

Today is the day, friends. We're out. Will report later tonight.

SoTex, the sports bras were a request from 1/4 of the Culpeppers. Stuff like that is hard to come by on the Island.

[SoTex]

Gotcha

[Bigshot628]

Hey Wants ready for the weekend man?

yall going on a date?

[LIQRinPU]

Greggor is known as one of the greatest wingmen around. I always flew solo back in the day but a good wingman is invaluable.

[HappyRebel]

Just look at TG and Bexar Fan....TG has the greatest wingman there is....or so I have heard....

[BaylorBabe]

Greggor is known as one of the greatest wingmen around. I always flew solo back in the day but a good wingman is invaluable.

:lol: The first time I ever met Wacoso he was wingmanning admirably.

[BaylorBabe]

BC, Wacoso, best of luck. We'll be thinking about you guys over there.

[Greggor25]

:lol: The first time I ever met Wacoso he was wingmanning admirably.

I am the best wingman around. Plus everyone already knows how cool I am anyway. :)

[Texas Golfer]

Good morning Wolverines. Prayers are going for W, BC, and baby. Finally hump day has come. Only two days closer to the weekend. Gonna be party time this weekend. Hope everyone has a good day. :)

Two days closer to the weekend? Two days from what?...Monday? I really do need to get another calendar. :D

Good morning, Greggor.

[Texas Golfer]

Just look at TG and Bexar Fan....TG has the greatest wingman there is....or so I have heard....

Indeed I do! Bexar has fallen on many grenades for me over the years. None more explosive than the one in San Diego.

[Greggor25]

Two days closer to the weekend? Two days from what?...Monday? I really do need to get another calendar. :D

Good morning, Greggor.

Good morning TG. I don't really know what my calendar is anymore. My days keep running together.

[BaylorBabe]

:lol: looks like Nein and BBL share a birthday with Statman.

[HappyRebel]

Indeed I do! Bexar has fallen on many grenades for me over the years. None more explosive than the one in San Diego.


Great Story.....

[ChipOC]

The Birk Economic Recovery PLan


Hi Pals,

I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in
a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it...instead of trickling out
a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a laugh
or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!

[Texas Golfer]

The Birk Economic Recovery PLan


Hi Pals,

I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in
a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it...instead of trickling out
a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a laugh
or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!

Finally! A solution I can get behind.

[DONNIE D]

The Birk Economic Recovery PLan


Hi Pals,

I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in
a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it...instead of trickling out
a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a laugh
or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!

Yep, I'm all over that!!! I might even donate some of mine to the Homeless.

[Bexar Fan]

Where do I sign?

[DONNIE D]

Where do I sign?Funny how life can be so simple. :)

[HillCountryBEAR]

Funny... the boyfriend did the same exact thing when we went for Valentine's day. :cool:

Men= So selfless and only thinking of others....... If we were any more selfless, we'd have to be twins!

[HillCountryBEAR]

good morning!

I'm up and moving around now.

Not sleeping so much at night. I usually crash around 3. I was hard at the job search yesterday,...today not so much.

[HillCountryBEAR]

I think today is what some would call a "shaving day". Oh the joys of unemployment!

[Greggor25]

Good luck with job searching HCB. I was on the same fence your on a couple of years ago. Hope everyone has a great afternoon.

[DONNIE D]

I would look for a job, but I'm scared they might tell me ok. :)

[Bexar Fan]

In the public interest I am posting some recent headlines and comments that were emailed to me.

In Chicago They Vote, Too: “Members of the Dead to Play Fundraiser for Obama” —Associated Press

Good News for Cindy and Michelle: “McCain, Obama Avoid Same-Sex Marriage” —PlanetOut

‘Bill Clinton’s Office, How May I Direct Your Call?’: “NJ Callers Dialing Dems Get Sex Chat Offer Instead” —Associated Press

Blame Global Warming: “NYC Trade Center Dig Exposes Ice Age Landscape” —Associated Press

If Your Parents Didn’t Have Children, Chances Are You Won’t Either: “Pass It On: Sons of Infertile Men May Be Next” —MSNBC.com

News of the Tautological: “Voters Side With Winners in Sp****ly Attended Primary” —Marblehead (MA) Reporter

[DONNIE D]

I'm going to the Premier Theater in South Carolina tonight.

The Longstreet is named after James Longstreet.

Have to dress up, so I better see if I have a Tie. :)

[wantsBU2win]

Longstreet? That's a cool last name.

[LIQRinPU]

General James Longstreet, Lieutenant General, Confederate States of America.

[ChipOC]

General James Longstreet, Lieutenant General, Confederate States of America.
Why am I not surprised that you would know that? :D

[BaylorPhillie]

Men= So selfless and only thinking of others....... If we were any more selfless, we'd have to be twins!

Yeah, my man is something special. :)

Finally! A solution I can get behind.

Ditto!

[Limnos]

BC, Wacoso, best of luck. We'll be thinking about you guys over there.

Absolutely. Please let us know if you need anything.

[Greggor25]

Boo Yah!!!!!

[BaylorPhillie]

Boo Yah!!!!!


:confused::confused:

[ChipOC]

:confused::confused:
He was obviously trying to scare the hickups out of Yah.

[BaylorPhillie]

He was obviously trying to scare the hickups out of Yah.

Ah, so that is what it was. I thought he got some or something...

[Greggor25]

No I was trying to wake everyone up today. Everybody seems asleep.

[DONNIE D]

Longstreet? That's a cool last name.It's a theater on USC's campus. Very old, but all state of the art. Named after some guy from the civil war.
You can't talk about that stuff over here. South Carolina is trying to rid itself of all that the Confederate Flag stands for. He was kin to Grant somehow.

[Greggor25]

Great something just came up at work looks like I am staying later tonight.

[HillCountryBEAR]

It's a theater on USC's campus. Very old, but all state of the art. Named after some guy from the civil war.
You can't talk about that stuff over here. South Carolina is trying to rid itself of all that the Confederate Flag stands for. He was kin to Grant somehow.


Donnie,

everytime you say usc, I always have to stop and remind myself you're not in Southern California. :) Been a fan of The USC Trojans since 91.

[HillCountryBEAR]

Great something just came up at work looks like I am staying later tonight.

quit and then go live in a shack.

[BrooksBearLives]

Rodeo news, my babies!

[nein51]

Hope it went well on the island. Day one of parenting on my own went great. Actually, it went too well which means I fully expect complete and total meltdown tomorrow.

Lessons learned for the day:
1) Baby loves Janie and Jack (or Jack and Janie, I forget)
2) Baby's mommy loves it even more when baby shows up in adorable new clothes
3) There are a lot of parks in Cleveland
4) You can change a baby in the trunk
5) You HAVE to change the baby in the trunk because there arent near enough family restrooms and men's rooms do not have changing tables
6) A baby can make a mess with a cupcake that was previously unheard of in level of messy world
7) Bathing a baby in the sink is too cute until he splashes like Shamu
8) Stay at home parents have full time work. Get baby up, feed baby play with baby, put baby to bed, clean up mess from play time while baby sleeps, wake baby, feed baby, play with baby, put baby to bed, clean up mess from playtime and lunchtime, wash, rinse and repeat.
9) I have some awesome friends, it was great hearing from so many of you today. Much appreciated.
10) I like you all...but she is incredible and I cant believe how lucky I am to have found her.

Baby and I are headed to the zoo tomorrow to play with the animals and work on baby's tan (j/k on the tan).

Check back in tomorrow if time permits.

[BaylorPhillie]

Baby and I are headed to the zoo tomorrow to play with the animals and work on baby's tan (j/k on the tan).

Check back in tomorrow if time permits.

Sounds like you had a good day! Enjoy the zoo!

(btw, my first tan line was a diaper line. Gotta love the 70s with no car seats!)

[Texas Golfer]

Hope it went well on the island. Day one of parenting on my own went great. Actually, it went too well which means I fully expect complete and total meltdown tomorrow.

Lessons learned for the day:
1) Baby loves Janie and Jack (or Jack and Janie, I forget)
2) Baby's mommy loves it even more when baby shows up in adorable new clothes
3) There are a lot of parks in Cleveland
4) You can change a baby in the trunk
5) You HAVE to change the baby in the trunk because there arent near enough family restrooms and men's rooms do not have changing tables
6) A baby can make a mess with a cupcake that was previously unheard of in level of messy world
7) Bathing a baby in the sink is too cute until he splashes like Shamu
8) Stay at home parents have full time work. Get baby up, feed baby play with baby, put baby to bed, clean up mess from play time while baby sleeps, wake baby, feed baby, play with baby, put baby to bed, clean up mess from playtime and lunchtime, wash, rinse and repeat.
9) I have some awesome friends, it was great hearing from so many of you today. Much appreciated.
10) I like you all...but she is incredible and I cant believe how lucky I am to have found her.

Baby and I are headed to the zoo tomorrow to play with the animals and work on baby's tan (j/k on the tan).

Check back in tomorrow if time permits.

Children are a blessing but they are hard work, too. I'm happy to know that you not only are stepping up to the challenge but are embracing it, as well.

[HappyRebel]

Good Night Wolverines...I hope everyone has a safe night...

[Greggor25]

Work and School fun fun.

[BaylorPhillie]

good night, wolverines. Depending on when I get to the airport tomorrow, you will either here from me down south or up north. :)

[wantsBU2win]

good evening all....full night of TV in the wants household

1. Results show #2 of Dancing with the Stars
1a. Presidential speech
2. Criminal Minds
3. America's Got Talent

and I agree with what Piers said....right now things may not be the best they've been in America, but we had five great people on that show tonight that all have incredible stories. Some of them came from nothing, sacrificed for their family, overcame health problems, and now have a chance to win a million dollars and headline in Vegas! This is what America is about to me.

[BigKBU28]

:lol: looks like Nein and BBL share a birthday with Statman.

You forgot Numberman as well..........

[BigKBU28]

I am the best wingman around. Plus everyone already knows how cool I am anyway. :)

Greggor man be cool, but I am ice cold.............or so I am told.

[BearChick]

I am the best wingman around. Plus everyone already knows how cool I am anyway. :)

Dude, the night Madam Pres saw me wingmanning, I was in full back the old crabby friend out of the bar mode. I had a 40+ stick in the mud 30-40 feet from the female being pursued in a matter of minutes. I actually got her to a place in the bar where she lost eye contact with the prey. Just ask zebbie.

[Greggor25]

Dude, the night Madam Pres saw me wingmanning, I was in full back the old crabby friend out of the bar mode. I had a 40+ stick in the mud 30-40 feet from the female being pursued in a matter of minutes. I actually got her to a place in the bar where she lost eye contact with the prey. Just ask zebbie.

Haha you have already heard from several sources on here that I am hall of fame wingman. :)

[golsalax]

Wants, that is a nice Chick Magnet avatar you just put up. :cool:

Like what Greggor said earlier from several pages ago, booyah for tomorrow being Thursday. A day closer to Friday and then the weekend begins!! Huzzah!

Glad to know y'all are doing fine.

Just looking forward to two more busy days before chilling this weekend.

Grandpa BF, are you still smiling BIG?

It looks like my dad is still without electricity at his house in Houston whereas my mom has electricity.

Y'all take care.

[Bexar Fan]

Children are a blessing but they are hard work, too. I'm happy to know that you not only are stepping up to the challenge but are embracing it, as well.
nein, as one who has been there and done that, if she is the right one, it is all worth it.

wants, nice avatar.

Gofer, I'm grinning from ear to ear!

[Bigshot628]

http://www.baylorfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2620239#post2620239

[HappyRebel]

Good Morning Wolverines...I hope everyone has a great day....

[DONNIE D]

Morning

61 now, high of 65 and windy.

If I ever have to put on a Tie again, well, I don't know what I'll do, but it won't be pretty. Unless it's a wedding or funeral, they should be outlawed.

[DONNIE D]

good night, wolverines. Depending on when I get to the airport tomorrow, you will either here from me down south or up north. :)Safe travels BP. FAC & BF will be waiting. :)

[DONNIE D]

Hope it went well on the island. Day one of parenting on my own went great. Actually, it went too well which means I fully expect complete and total meltdown tomorrow.

Lessons learned for the day:
1) Baby loves Janie and Jack (or Jack and Janie, I forget)
2) Baby's mommy loves it even more when baby shows up in adorable new clothes
3) There are a lot of parks in Cleveland
4) You can change a baby in the trunk
5) You HAVE to change the baby in the trunk because there arent near enough family restrooms and men's rooms do not have changing tables
6) A baby can make a mess with a cupcake that was previously unheard of in level of messy world
7) Bathing a baby in the sink is too cute until he splashes like Shamu
8) Stay at home parents have full time work. Get baby up, feed baby play with baby, put baby to bed, clean up mess from play time while baby sleeps, wake baby, feed baby, play with baby, put baby to bed, clean up mess from playtime and lunchtime, wash, rinse and repeat.
9) I have some awesome friends, it was great hearing from so many of you today. Much appreciated.
10) I like you all...but she is incredible and I cant believe how lucky I am to have found her.

Baby and I are headed to the zoo tomorrow to play with the animals and work on baby's tan (j/k on the tan).

Check back in tomorrow if time permits.

Sounds like a heck of a birthday.

I don't know Jack & Janie, but I do remember Spot. :)

[DONNIE D]

After Chip posted what he did yesterday, and hearing GW on the news this morning, I've decided Cash is King. I think I'll bury mine in the yard like the ol days. Granted, it won't take a very big hole, but I'll know where it is.

[golsalax]

Good morning.

Donnie, I rarely wear a tie except for two things like you just said- weddings and funerals.

[Bexar Fan]

Good Morning all!!

I rarely wear my several ties anymore. Come borrow one Donnie.

[wantsBU2win]

Wants, that is a nice Chick Magnet avatar you just put up. :cool:

thank you. I like it too ;)

wants, nice avatar.

Gofer, I'm grinning from ear to ear!

thank you. And I'm glad all is well with you and your family!

If I ever have to put on a Tie again, well, I don't know what I'll do, but it won't be pretty. Unless it's a wedding or funeral, they should be outlawed.

I like wearing ties. I wear them at least 4 times a week to work. I think they make a nice fashion statement to a rather boring shirt. And it puts on the appearance of being more professional. At least in my office anyways.

[wantsBU2win]

and good morning everyone!! :)

[DONNIE D]

Good morning.

Donnie, I rarely wear a tie except for two things like you just said- weddings and funerals.

Good Morning all!!

I rarely wear my several ties anymore. Come borrow one Donnie.I think I have about 100, but after going thru them yesterday, I can see a Goodwill trip in my forecast. The Purple Slacks might go with them.

The things we wore over the years makes me laugh.

[DONNIE D]

I like wearing ties. I wear them at least 4 times a week to work. I think they make a nice fashion statement to a rather boring shirt. And it puts on the appearance of being more professional. At least in my office anyways.

But, you're still chaseing girls. I'm trying my best to stay away from them. :)

[Greggor25]

Good morning Wolverines. Finally close to Friday WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Hope everybody has a good day. "Wolverines Wingman". Haha, everybody be good.

[nein51]

Donnie, Janie and Jack is a "high end" baby clothes store. At least I assume so the only places you can ever find them are ultra s**** malls.

Off to the zoo!

[DONNIE D]

Donnie, Janie and Jack is a "high end" baby clothes store. At least I assume so the only places you can ever find them are ultra s**** malls.

Off to the zoo!Oh. The last time I was at a Mall, was with Grace Anne for Wacoso & BC's wedding. I'm not a big Mall guy.

[wantsBU2win]

I think I have about 100, but after going thru them yesterday, I can see a Goodwill trip in my forecast. The Purple Slacks might go with them.

The things we wore over the years makes me laugh.

hmmm, I wish I could see some of them before you get rid of them!

But, you're still chaseing girls. I'm trying my best to stay away from them. :)

:lol: good point. I also like to dress to impress.

Oh. The last time I was at a Mall, was with Grace Anne for Wacoso & BC's wedding. I'm not a big Mall guy.

yeah, I don't see you as a mall guy.

[FIJIFan]

Morning everyone!

Not to take away from Missle's job...but here is a joke for ya!

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

[HappyRebel]

:laugh:Wow, that was a waste of money...lol...should have just did that from the beginning...lol:laugh:

[Chief'sbear]

Sounds like you had a good day! Enjoy the zoo!

(btw, my first tan line was a diaper line. Gotta love the 70s with no car seats!)

That made me giggle. I remember laying in the back window of our family car on car trips. I loved it! My dad would get arrested for that now.

:ohmy:

[DONNIE D]

Morning everyone!

Not to take away from Missle's job...but here is a joke for ya!

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

Boobs never mattered much to me. I'm going for the one with the CASH!!! Or the new Golf Clubs. Hard choice.

[LIQRinPU]

I'd go for the boobs. I can take care of the other stuff myself.

[HappyRebel]

I'd go for the boobs. I can take care of the other stuff myself.:001_rolleyes:..Why doesn't that surprise me.....:laugh:

[Bexar Fan]

Boobs never mattered much to me. I'm going for the one with the CASH!!! Or the new Golf Clubs. Hard choice.
Donnies got it right. Pick the one with cash......you can buy the boobs and clubs later. :lol:

[ChipOC]

Boobs and cash is my preference.

[HappyRebel]

Donnies got it right. Pick the one with cash......you can buy the boobs and clubs later. :lol:
That is funny...and so true....if she wants to get boobs later...she may be happy with the way she is...:ohmy:

[LIQRinPU]

Who cares if she is happy? I was thinkiing of my happiness.

Bexar, I disagree. I have money. I can have golf clubs by lunchtime. Nice boobs are more difficult. I cant grow them so I have to rely on someone else.

[BaylorBabe]

Dude, the night Madam Pres saw me wingmanning, I was in full back the old crabby friend out of the bar mode. I had a 40+ stick in the mud 30-40 feet from the female being pursued in a matter of minutes. I actually got her to a place in the bar where she lost eye contact with the prey. Just ask zebbie.

:lol: I think he went out with her a couple times after that too, didn't he?

[HillCountryBEAR]

I'd go for the boobs. I can take care of the other stuff myself.

You're learning my little amigo

[HillCountryBEAR]

Dude, the night Madam Pres saw me wingmanning, I was in full back the old crabby friend out of the bar mode. I had a 40+ stick in the mud 30-40 feet from the female being pursued in a matter of minutes. I actually got her to a place in the bar where she lost eye contact with the prey. Just ask zebbie.

Hate to nitpick,....but how can BC truly be a wing"man"???????
Part of being a wingman is being there to "fall on the grenade" and the "C" part of BC keeps this from happening.......

[DONNIE D]

Donnies got it right. Pick the one with cash......you can buy the boobs and clubs later. :lol:Yep. But I sure don't want any bought boobs.

I've found over the years that girls with big boobs talk more about them than the guys do. And most of the ones that do, aren't that big anyway.

I'm still going with the clubs. They'll last longer to.

[DONNIE D]

Hate to nitpick,....but how can BC truly be a wing"man"???????
Part of being a wingman is being there to "fall on the grenade" and the "C" part of BC keeps this from happening.......That was Wacoso on her computer last night.

Keep up hermit. :)

[ChipOC]

Hate to nitpick,....but how can BC truly be a wing"man"???????
Part of being a wingman is being there to "fall on the grenade" and the "C" part of BC keeps this from happening.......
So it would be ok if her name was Bearhick?

[Greggor25]

Someone please shoot me now.

[DONNIE D]

I might have to get the blankets out. It's still just 63 right now.

[Texas Golfer]

http://www.baylorfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2620239#post2620239

They must have deleted that thread because they're saying it's not a valid link to a thread. What was it about?

[Texas Golfer]

Morning

61 now, high of 65 and windy.

If I ever have to put on a Tie again, well, I don't know what I'll do, but it won't be pretty. Unless it's a wedding or funeral, they should be outlawed.

Good morning.

Donnie, I rarely wear a tie except for two things like you just said- weddings and funerals.

Good Morning all!!

I rarely wear my several ties anymore. Come borrow one Donnie.



I don't even wear ties to weddings and funerals. I haven't worn a tie in nine years (since I retired).

[Texas Golfer]

After Chip posted what he did yesterday, and hearing GW on the news this morning, I've decided Cash is King. I think I'll bury mine in the yard like the ol days. Granted, it won't take a very big hole, but I'll know where it is.

Since when have you listened to anything gowilde had to say? :D

[BaylorBabe]

:lol: TG. That's what I thought at first too, it took me a minute to realize he was talking about the President.

[Texas Golfer]

Boobs never mattered much to me. I'm going for the one with the CASH!!! Or the new Golf Clubs. Hard choice.

I'd go for the boobs. I can take care of the other stuff myself.

Donnies got it right. Pick the one with cash......you can buy the boobs and clubs later. :lol:

Boobs and cash is my preference.

Who cares if she is happy? I was thinkiing of my happiness.

Bexar, I disagree. I have money. I can have golf clubs by lunchtime. Nice boobs are more difficult. I cant grow them so I have to rely on someone else.

Yep. But I sure don't want any bought boobs.

I've found over the years that girls with big boobs talk more about them than the guys do. And most of the ones that do, aren't that big anyway.

I'm still going with the clubs. They'll last longer to.

All of you superficial people. I go for the woman with a good heart and great personality. :D


:laugh:

[Bexar Fan]

All of you superficial people. I go for the woman with a good heart and great personality. :D


:laugh:
......as long as she is packaged......er......uh......appropriately. ;)

[LIQRinPU]

Riiiight.

[LIQRinPU]

I swear as I typed that I dropped a big quarter sized drip of mustard down my blue shirt. The curse of TG. I am off to home ec. to get it washed.

[FIJIFan]

Someone please shoot me now.

Bang. You're dead.

Was that the result you were looking for? :lol:

[DONNIE D]

All of you superficial people. I go for the woman with a good heart and great personality. :D


:laugh:You laugh all you want, but if think I'll take boobs over a new set of Taylor Made Metal Woods, Titleist Irons, and a Scotty Putter, you've forgot who I am. :) And if they throw in a case of Pro-V 1 Balls, I'm in hog heaven.

EDIT: ALL THAT COST MORE THAN THE BOOBS ANYWAY!!! :)

[HappyRebel]

Someone please shoot me now.I am having that kind of a day too....:angry:

[DONNIE D]

I'll keep my Ping Wedges. And my 1-Iron.

[HappyRebel]

They must have deleted that thread because they're saying it's not a valid link to a thread. What was it about?

It was earlier...I red it...where is texas golfer..its still there, just the part where your hanging around in your GREEN and Gold outfit...that was the last REPORT.that he heard.....or something like that is gone..Pretty funny I thought...

[DONNIE D]

Since when have you listened to anything gowilde had to say? :D

:lol: TG. That's what I thought at first too, it took me a minute to realize he was talking about the President.


You two need to go on the road as a comedy act. :)

[Greggor25]

Bang. You're dead.

Was that the result you were looking for? :lol:

LOL Thanks glad to see your a good friend. :)

[FIJIFan]

LOL Thanks glad to see your a good friend. :)

Not a problem! I am always there to help in any way I can!:001_tt2:

[wantsBU2win]

thank you for being a friend, travel down that road and back again

[DONNIE D]

thank you for being a friend, travel down that road and back again

Excuse me???

[DONNIE D]

Anybody got time to find some George MOJO Beauford, you'll love it.

[BaylorBabe]

Excuse me???

:lol: It's the theme from the Golden Girls honey.

[DONNIE D]

:lol: It's the theme from the Golden Girls honey.Hey, what makes you think I'd know that? Those old women are a lot older than me. :001_tt2:

[Texas Golfer]

It was earlier...I red it...where is texas golfer..its still there, just the part where your hanging around in your GREEN and Gold outfit...that was the last REPORT.that he heard.....or something like that is gone..Pretty funny I thought...

I haven't been over there in quite some time. What is the thread's title?

[LIQRinPU]

Its gone.

[ChipOC]

You laugh all you want, but if think I'll take boobs over a new set of Taylor Made Metal Woods, Titleist Irons, and a Scotty Putter, you've forgot who I am. :) And if they throw in a case of Pro-V 1 Balls, I'm in hog heaven.

EDIT: ALL THAT COST MORE THAN THE BOOBS ANYWAY!!! :)
And you'll probably be married to a swine too!

[ChipOC]

Hey, what makes you think I'd know that? Those old women are a lot older than me. :001_tt2:
What is scary is that wants knew it!

[DONNIE D]

And you'll probably be married to a swine too!Nah, I'm off the Big girls. Those women on SS tend to be thin.

[DONNIE D]

I got scooped on this the other day on FFA, but I thought you guys would like it.





We use to pull off highway 249
Had a cool little place where we'd go hide on a Friday night
And get away from the city lights
We'd find a little wood and build a fire
Sonebody'd always bring a couple guitars
And we'd take turns singin' songs and watching it burn
We'd do "Ramblin' Man", "Proud Mary". and "American Band"
We'd be singin' at the top of our lungs

Chours:
It was always the love songs every time
Made everybody feel something inside
With the fire down low held your girl real close
Made you wanna love the one you wre with
Gave you the courage of that first kiss
It was the love songs always the love songs

There was always a line stuck in your head
That was said in a way you wished you could've said
But you both knew they were singin' it right to you
It felt so good those times you had
That feelin' of wanting sombody so bad
Made you weak in the heart you couldn't take being apart
Honky tonk drinkin' songs we could do 'em all night long
But the ones i remember the most

Repeat Chours

We'd be singin' at the top of our lungs

Repear Chours

Always the love songs
Always the love songs

[wantsBU2win]

Where you lead, I will follow..... Babe and Solan should know that song

[wantsBU2win]

Loving you the way I do
I only wanna be with you
And I will go
To the ends of the earth,
Cause darling, to me thats what you're worth

Chorus
Where you lead
I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, if you need me to be with you
I will follow
Where you lead

If you're out on the road
Feelin' lonely and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there
On the next train

Chorus

I always wanted a real home
With flowers on the windowsill
But if you wanna live in New York City
Honey, you know I will

I never thought I could get satisfaction
From just one man
But if anyone can keep me happy
You're the one who can

Chorus (2x)

Oh baby, ohh, I'm gonna follow where you lead
I'm gonna follow where you lead
I'm gonna follow where you lead
I'm gonna follow where you lead
I'm gonna follow where you lead

[Texas Golfer]

Its gone.

What was it about?

[DONNIE D]

Loving you the way I do
I only wanna be with you
And I will go
To the ends of the earth,
Cause darling, to me thats what you're worth

Chorus
Where you lead
I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, if you need me to be with you
I will follow
Where you lead

If you're out on the road
Feelin' lonely and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there
On the next train

Chorus

I always wanted a real home
With flowers on the windowsill
But if you wanna live in New York City
Honey, you know I will

I never thought I could get satisfaction
From just one man
But if anyone can keep me happy
You're the one who can

Chorus (2x)

Oh baby, ohh, I'm gonna follow where you lead
I'm gonna follow where you lead
I'm gonna follow where you lead
I'm gonna follow where you lead
I'm gonna follow where you lead


Wants, is that Carol King? And if it is, why do you know it? :)

[FIJIFan]

What was it about?

Kahuna, I would love to give you all the details!

So, you see what happened is,

I got IP banned...so I dont have a clue.

[FIJIFan]

Turkey Nuts!

[DONNIE D]

Try this one!!!




She's got a bumper like a billboard
Covered in stickers of her favorita band
She's got a hangful of records that she turns to
When she needs to land
She's a saturday night parade through the streets
That all eyes some to see including me

She carries memories around like souvenirs down in her pockets
She should have let some go by now but can't seem to drop it
Says forgiveness ain't nothing but a lifeless tire on the shoulder of her soul
That never rolls

Chours:
For as much as she stumbled she's runnin'
For as much as she runs she's still here
Always hoping to find something quicker than heaven
To make the damage of her days disappear
Just like Guinevere
Just like Guinevere

She don't hold onto nothin' new for very long
Yeah she writes you in as just one more tale
and then you're gone
'Cause she once fell hard 'cause she dropped her guard
And no one gets to stay it's just too late

Repeat Chorus

For as much as she stumbled she's runnin'
For as much as she runs she's still here

For as much as she stumbled she's runnin'
For as much as she runs she's still here
Always hoping to find something quicker than heaven
To make the damage of her days disappear
Just like Guinevere
Just like Guinevere

Lean into me Guinevere
Be mine tonight Guinevere

[BaylorBabe]

Where you lead, I will follow..... Babe and Solan should know that song


I <3 GG (ohh, I just realized, that's Gilmore Girls AND Gossip Girl). Well, I love them both! Sorry Ty, you're still retarded :lol:

[Greggor25]

I pity the fool. Sorry had to have a Mr. T moment.

[Bexar Fan]

What was it about?
You....duh. :D

For some reason someone was wondering where you went. Someone else (I think) told them you were at GGR. Jealousy ensued and the thread got deleted.

[DONNIE D]

Pat just said

"I'll kiss your face,
Whenever you want me to".

[baylorles]

You....duh. :D

For some reason someone was wondering where you went. Someone else (I think) told them you were at GGR. Jealousy ensued and the thread got deleted.baylorokie.

Then numberman and dataman gang-geeked him.

[DONNIE D]

Gang - Geeked? Now theres a new one. :)

[GigaBear]

I <3 GG (ohh, I just realized, that's Gilmore Girls AND Gossip Girl). Well, I love them both! Sorry Ty, you're still retarded :lol:



That show makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out. Seriously. Just horrid. Horrid acting, horrid story lines, horrid everything. There's not even any hot chicks to look at.

[SoTex]

Sales managers aren't all arrogant and clueless, are they?

[BaylorBabe]

Sales managers aren't all arrogant and clueless, are they?

You forgot "and sell services their company doesn't really provide" :lol:

[golsalax]

You....duh. :D

For some reason someone was wondering where you went. Someone else (I think) told them you were at GGR. Jealousy ensued and the thread got deleted.

Responding to BF, yeah, that was what I saw in that thread over there in which a guy was inquiring who and how to find TG, and another poster mentioned that that person (meaning the poster) could point you out at a tailgate. That is what I recalled this morning after seeing that thread.

[BaylorBabe]

That show makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out. Seriously. Just horrid. Horrid acting, horrid story lines, horrid everything. There's not even any hot chicks to look at.

Solan might have to come over and beat you for this one. Lauren AND Alexis? For shame.

[Bexar Fan]

Responding to BF, yeah, that was what I saw in that thread over there in which a guy was inquiring who and how to find TG, and another poster mentioned that that person (meaning the poster) could point you out at a tailgate. That is what I recalled this morning after seeing that thread.
Watch out TG!! It may have been somebody's husband! :D

[DONNIE D]

Does any of the Golfers on here think it's funny Nick is calling the Tour Championship, and talking junk about the very guys he coached just 4 days ago? Sportscasters!!! Sheeshe!!!!

[ChipOC]

Sales managers aren't all arrogant and clueless, are they?
See Ty as your example...

[wantsBU2win]

Wants, is that Carol King? And if it is, why do you know it? :)

yes she did sing that song.

I <3 GG (ohh, I just realized, that's Gilmore Girls AND Gossip Girl). Well, I love them both! Sorry Ty, you're still retarded :lol:

never seen Gossip Girl, but Gilmore Girls....so awesome!

That show makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out. Seriously. Just horrid. Horrid acting, horrid story lines, horrid everything. There's not even any hot chicks to look at.

hmmm, I don't agree with any of that. Some of the girls were pretty cute, good acting and the way they carried their lines was amazing.

Solan might have to come over and beat you for this one. Lauren AND Alexis? For shame.

exactly BB! I knew I could count on you to agree. I sure do miss that show.

[BaylorBabe]

Wants - I bet you would like Gossip Girl. It's one of my fave trashy guilty pleasures. It's like Cruel Intentions on TV. Without Ryan, or Reese, or Buffy :lol:

[Greggor25]

Wants - I bet you would like Gossip Girl. It's one of my fave trashy guilty pleasures. It's like Cruel Intentions on TV. Without Ryan, or Reese, or Buffy :lol:

Haha I thought you were going to say The Hills.

[Bexar Fan]

Was Ryan a linebacker? Reece was the nutritionist? Buffy the strength coach?

Can you tell I'm just guessing?

[baylorles]

See Ty as your example...Oh snap.

[nein51]

I don't even wear ties to weddings and funerals. I haven't worn a tie in nine years (since I retired).I will confirm this to be true. In fact, as much as I hate to say it...Smuggy was the best dressed among those of us in the car followed closely by the very dapper Wants.

thank you for being a friend, travel down that road and back againIt is ok to love Golden Girls, like it is ok to ride a moped...but your friends should NEVER know about it.

Sales managers aren't all arrogant and clueless, are they?Yes, they are, I know of what I speak.

You forgot "and sell services their company doesn't really provide" :lol:If I can sell it we should be providing it is the appropriate response :D

Haha I thought you were going to say The Hills.
The wha?

Baby is going to see his daddy for the evening, mrs nein and I are taking her mother to an EXCELLENT restaurant for dinner since father of mrs nein is out of town on business. Zoo was...wait for it, awesome.

[BaylorBabe]

Haha I thought you were going to say The Hills.

:lol: I'm over the Hills. Lauren is so 2006. And Spencer should just.........die.

[BaylorBabe]

Was Ryan a linebacker? Reece was the nutritionist? Buffy the strength coach?

Can you tell I'm just guessing?

:lol: BF. It was a younger-set remake of Dangerous Liasons. I can't remember all the characters from that one but Ryan was the John Malkovich and I think Reese was the Uma Thurman......don't know about Buffy. Solan, a little help please? :)

[GigaBear]

never seen Gossip Girl, but Gilmore Girls....so awesome!



hmmm, I don't agree with any of that. Some of the girls were pretty cute, good acting and the way they carried their lines was amazing.


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sigh....

[GigaBear]

See Ty as your example...


Hey, I might be clueless as hell but I'm CERTAINLY not arrogant!

[BaylorBabe]

Buffy was the Glenn Close. Thank you, Wink. ;)

[Bexar Fan]

BF. It was a younger-set remake of Dangerous Liasons. I can't remember all the characters from that one but Ryan was the John Malkovich and I think Reese was the Uma Thurman......don't know about Buffy. Solan, a little help please? :)
LOL!! OK, thanks. :lol:

[Solan]

Solan might have to come over and beat you for this one. Lauren AND Alexis? For shame.

If you don't want to do terrible, amazing things to those women (particularly Alexis) then you're downright insane. I'm not angry, however, as it's less competition for me.

C'mon Alexis. Come to daddy.

:lol: BF. It was a younger-set remake of Dangerous Liasons. I can't remember all the characters from that one but Ryan was the John Malkovich and I think Reese was the Uma Thurman......don't know about Buffy. Solan, a little help please? :)

Buffy = Sarah Michelle Gellar = Glen Close = Merteuil.

Not that I know the movie.

[Bexar Fan]

Hey, I might be clueless as hell but I'm CERTAINLY not arrogant!
:thumbup:

[Greggor25]

I can already smell the weekend, YES!!!!! Going to be party time.

[Chief'sbear]

I smell something too, but it may be the chili beans I had at lunch.

[SoTex]

I smell a Samuel Adams Black Lager that apparently has expired. Hmm. Tastes good to me.

[BaylorBabe]

So this made me crack up. This is one of the emails in my spam box in gmail today:

Are you ready for extreme acquaintance with me, a lady-fire? I am here to burn your life with love. Don't be scared, I won't only burn your love with love but will brings into your life cosiness, comfort and happiness. Do you want to come back home and to meet there beautiful and loving wife? As for me, I dream to meet after work my beloved husband, to hug and kiss him. I see that we can have much in common and to build loving relations. If you are ready to risk and decide if I am your destiny, I will wait you here blahblahblah crappy mail order bride website here.

[Texas Golfer]

Watch out TG!! It may have been somebody's husband! :D

He had better be huge and heavily armed.

[HappyRebel]

I haven't been over there in quite some time. What is the thread's title?Where the heck is Texas Golfer...but the post with the green, gold and report have been deleted..but the rest of the thread is there...under the football thread

[Bigshot628]

high as a kite

[Bigshot628]

Baris sounds delicious, i'm out

[Greggor25]

El Conquisator and im out. Hope everyone has a good night.

[ChipOC]

Hey, I might be clueless as hell but I'm CERTAINLY not arrogant!
Instant Classic! lol

[Texas Golfer]

Where the heck is Texas Golfer...but the post with the green, gold and report have been deleted..but the rest of the thread is there...under the football thread

Thank you.

[DONNIE D]

Cowboy Poetry

Jake, the rancher, went one day
to fix a distant fence.
The wind was cold and gusty
and the clouds rolled gray and dense.

As he pounded the last staples in
and gathered tools to go,
The temperature had fallen,
the wind and snow began to blow.

When he finally reached his pickup,
he felt a heavy heart.
>From the sound of that ignition,
he knew it wouldn't start.

So Jake did what most of us
would do if we had been there.
He humbly bowed his balding head
and sent aloft a prayer.

As he turned the key for the last time,
he softly cursed his luck.
They found him three days later,
frozen stiff in that old truck.

Now Jake had been around in life
and done his share of roaming.
But when he saw Heaven, he was shocked --
it looked just like Wyoming !

Of all the saints in Heaven,
his favorite was St. Peter.
(Now, this line ain't needed
but it helps with rhyme and meter)

So they set and talked a minute or two,
or maybe it was three.
Nobody was keeping' score --
in Heaven time is free.

"I've always heard," Jake said to Pete,
"that God will answer prayer,
But one time I asked for help,
well, he just plain wasn't there."

"Does God answer prayers of some,
and ignore the prayers of others?
That don't seem exactly square --
I know all men are brothers."

"Or does he randomly reply,
without good rhyme or reason?
Maybe, it's the time of day,
the weather or the season."

"Now I ain't trying to act smart,
it's just the way I feel.
And I was wondering', could you tell me --
what the heck's the deal?!"

Peter listened very patiently
and when Jake was done,
There were smiles of recognition,
and he said, "So, you're the one!!"

"That day your truck, it wouldn't start,
and you sent your prayer a flying,
You gave us all a real bad time,
with hundreds of us trying."

"A thousand angels rushed,
to check the status of your file,
But you know, Jake, we hadn't heard
from you in quite a long while."

"And though all prayers are answered,
and God ain't got no quota,
He didn't recognize your voice,
and started a truck in Minnesota ."

BETTER KEEP IN TOUCH

[Bexar Fan]

Donnie, this Dos XX and Jason Boland are being enjoyed!

The poem reminded me somehow of the Hank the cowdog stories. They were fun!

[nein51]

Ug now arguing with baby's daddy to return baby per the court agreement. Apparently he is too dense to read.

[HappyRebel]

Thank you.
Your welcome...

[DONNIE D]

Donnie, this Dos XX and Jason Boland are being enjoyed!

The poem reminded me somehow of the Hank the cowdog stories. They were fun!I've never heard of him. Sounds pretty good.

I've been cleaning house a little. Company coming tomorrow.

No beer for me tonight.

[DONNIE D]

Ug now arguing with baby's daddy to return baby per the court agreement. Apparently he is too dense to read.Sounds like something we've heard before. He might be due a a $ $ whopping. You think?

[Bexar Fan]

Actually it is Jason Boland and the Stragglers.

[nein51]

Sounds like something we've heard before. He might be due a a $ $ whopping. You think?
He is going to get one from the attorney next week. Like I told her, let him win his battle tonight...he about to lose the war like a nuclear attack hit him.